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Where do you learn about cats?

In a catalog

- Valerie, 7 

Why Jokes?

I always put jokes on my door at school for a couple of reasons.  The first reason being that it is important to start the day off in a positive way.  What is more positive than a joke?  This is a reminder to help us remember to laugh, enjoy others, relax, and live in the moment.  Another reason for jokes is that it stretches and works the brain.  For children to be able to get jokes means they are having to think why it is funny.  They are making word associations and it builds their ability to start thinking without having everything so concrete.  If they can figure out a joke then they can use reason to figure out a problem.

Which state has the most math problems?

 Mathachuesettes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

What do you give a sick bird?

a tweetment

Why can't you shock cows?

 Because they have heard it all.

Why did the pig become an actor?

Because he was a ham

What makes music on your hair? 

A Head Band.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where is pop corn?

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep Late!!!!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you in the corner.

What do you call a fake noodle?

an impasta

How do trains hear?

 Through their engineers.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? 

Look for Fresh Prints

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi (Wassabee)

What do you call a song that is sung in an automobile?

A Cartoon

What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?

Show me the HONEY!!!!

Why is it not a good idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let it go! Let it go!"

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